Original |
As sung / heard |
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| Eighteen shining buttons | Eighteen shining bottoms | Matyas Seiber: Folksongs; english translation |
| See the bold hussars | See the bold hussies | |
| Quam olim Abrahae | Come, holy marmalade | Requiem mass |
| Rex tremendae majestatis | Sex! Tremendous when you start it Rex remembers what a tart is |
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| Happy crappy Solomon | Handel: Solomon | |
| 'Hall Ale,' said he, 'thou lowly maiden Mary, most highly-flavoured gravy...' | ||
| Fac me cruce custodiri | Fuck me crutch with custard, dearie | Stabat mater |
| My heart is inditing | My fart is igniting | Handel |
Any more? me.
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